why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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