Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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