did you get engaged???
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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