what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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