i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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