david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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