I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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