You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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