he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Just high enough for therapy.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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