She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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