it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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