How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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