Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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