Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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