accomplished twins. life is a go
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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