dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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