Sry I called you an 8
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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