How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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