I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
do nipples grow back?
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