you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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