That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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