this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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