Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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