I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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