i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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