God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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