I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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