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  somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs

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• (805): View more from California

  NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??

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  He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.

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  You should probably go find him.

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• (585): View more from New York

  This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!

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  Wait are they playing beer pong to?

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  apparently i was cut off before i even walked in

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?

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• (631): View more from New York

  He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER

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• (646): View more from New York

  Is 1:30 too early for the bar?

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  Do you want my opinion or society's?

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  I want your company

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  Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.

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