Just fell off a train. Bad.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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