There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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