yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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