Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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