Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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