As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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