my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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