.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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