More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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