Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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