He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So here I am, sexting at work.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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