I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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