Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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