no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
MIDGETS
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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