that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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