i would punch a child for taco bell
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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