two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
