booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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