i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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