Bisexual people are plain selfish.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
So many bounce houses so little time
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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