bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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