I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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