I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
