i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My ATM looks so different sober.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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