Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
as a side note pls kill me
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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