Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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