Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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